Warning! The following story is inspired by real events and may disturb your delicate sensibilities.
On the other hand, if you spend a significant amount of time in the presence of a nine year old boy, or have a penchant for bathroom humor, then proceed unheeded.
Once upon a time there was a dreamy fellow named Drew. He was quite a hunk with a very cute face and a sweet nature. He was a snazzy dresser too, wearing a super cool hand knitted Harry Potter sweater.
All the girls dreamed about him. Especially his thick, wavy hair and his piercing blue eyes.
But Drew lived on the other side of the tracks and over on that side of town they had a pretty big problem. Actually, it was a pretty stinky problem.
You see, there was a bit of a poo problem over there. Everywhere folks went there seemed to be piles of really stinky poo. But no one could ever figure out exactly where this poo was coming from.
And the real problem with the poo was that the stink was so strong that if you walked anywhere near it the stink would jump onto your clothes and stick there all day.
It was so bad that the girls wouldn't let Drew get anywhere near them, preferring to admire him from afar.
This did not make the teenage boy very happy.
He was bound and determined to find out who or what was leaving all this poo all over town and to put a stop to it.
So he gathered up his backpack and headed out to discover the mystery of the poo.
At first he thought it was the cows because of all the farm land on the other side of the tracks. But it turns out that cow poo isn't nearly as stinky as this stuff. Plus, the cows are behind a fence and can't go roaming all over the place leaving their poo behind.
Then Drew thought it might be the bunnies. There seem to be lots of them around. But he realized that bunny poo was much smaller than the piles that were causing the problem.
He continued on his journey and wandered across a herd of wild creatures that he thought might be the source of the poo.
They raced across his path so fast that he very nearly stepped into a particularly squishy pile of poo. But, once again, he realized that these creatures were far too small to produce a mass with such a large stink capacity.
Then, suddenly up ahead he caught a flash! He thought he saw something out of the corner of his eye that looked suspiciously like pooing! He took off at a run to try to figure out what it was
From a distance he thought it was a cow.
But as he got closer he realized that it was actually a dog. A BIG dog. Actually, more like a WIDE dog.
Drew knew there had been a lot of stray dogs around town lately. Folks had not been very good about spaying and neutering their pets.
He figured this fellow must be one of those dogs and as he got closer he could smell the stink coming off him. Eeeww....
But the dog had such a sweet face and seemed to be smiling so hard that Drew didn't have the heart to turn away from him. Instead, he scooped him up and took him to the vet to get his insides all straightened out. And do you know what? It turns out that with the proper medicine that Lucky Cowdog's poo doesn't stink nearly as bad!
That made all the girls very happy.
Which made Drew very happy too.
The End.
Ah, what a great story! Very clever you are.
Posted by: Erin | March 18, 2009 at 08:36 AM
lol ah potty humour at its best :p
Posted by: Jennifer Rose | March 18, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Very funny! Is this based on a true story? I know Lucky's had some health issues in the past.
Posted by: Brandy | March 18, 2009 at 10:29 AM
What an exciting story. I first thought that it would be a bit moralistic and Drew had to wear pants!
Have a nice day!
Posted by: LiLi M. | March 18, 2009 at 11:06 AM
EW! That stuff is seriously gross, though I'm sure it would make a great prank!
Posted by: Mouse | March 18, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Poor Drew. Even pantless he wasn't able to tempt the ladies. That must have been some poo.
Posted by: Jenn : ) | March 18, 2009 at 12:45 PM
Poor Drew, at least he found a solution to the problem! I'll be reading my 6 & 4 yr old boys this story. So funny! Although I can hear them now "Mommy, where are his pants?" The creations in your shop make me smile!
Posted by: sarahlcc | March 18, 2009 at 09:51 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :) So funny !!! Have a great day :)
Posted by: jojo-Caramel | March 19, 2009 at 07:40 AM
Hilarious! Peeing myself with laughter...LOL! And that poo does look pretty darn real...eeeeekkkkk! Lucky Cowdog is sooo cute. Poor little Cow...Happy Days to you and all the creatures ((HUGS))
Posted by: Tracy | March 19, 2009 at 08:43 AM
you crack me up!!!!
Posted by: angelique | March 19, 2009 at 04:34 PM
Seriously, I have so much more I want to say but I am laughing too hard to type! You are one funny gal Felicia :)
Posted by: SpiderWomanKnits | March 20, 2009 at 07:23 PM
I think the doggie is the star of this story - very nice!! LOL X a million!!
Posted by: Sam | March 21, 2009 at 06:21 AM
That was awesome!
Posted by: fourdogday | March 21, 2009 at 07:15 AM
Lol, what a funny story. I can't understand why all your male characters have no pants though... that's another mystery that needs solving.
Posted by: Marie | March 21, 2009 at 06:40 PM
haha. how cute.
Posted by: crysto | March 21, 2009 at 06:50 PM
Ha! Too funny! That boy has some muscular legs, by the way. And that is the most freakily realistic fake poo I've ever seen!
Posted by: Claire | March 22, 2009 at 01:11 PM
Okay, pretty grossed out here! But, I have 3 boys so I can handle it, sort of. :)
I LOVE the toile! Thanks for leaving a kind comment, come back anytime!
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Posted by: Lana @ ilovemy5kids | March 24, 2009 at 02:55 PM
I have secretly stolen my daughter's Barbies for photo shoots, but never produced anything as creative as yours. I am impressed.
P.S. The toile made a pretty backdrop. :)
Posted by: Lisa | March 24, 2009 at 04:11 PM